you know what fuck you

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.

guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!

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What did you say girl?

An expressions confusedable quote from my asian cousin...

My Japanese cousin: My girl looking fine, she's dark-skin hispanic tho

Me: Yeah but my boyfriend looking sexy, he has blue half green eyes and you know, he has blonde curly long hair tho but you know that, he wants to smoke but he really listening to 80s rock, but he's hot

My Japanese cousin: What did you say girl?

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What do you want to be for Halloween?

A basic question people get asked on Oct 31.

T- What do you want to be for Halloween?
H- I wanna be loved.

You know what? FUCK YOU!

The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."

Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!

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what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

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what is eating you?

what's wrong with you?

Mehdi: What is eating you?
Sufi: Nothing, dude.

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What took you so long ?

Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.

Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?

Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...

Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.

Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?