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A small town nestled in the woods north of Scranton. Famous for Freedom bridge which supported 20 some suicides so far, and provides the only real reason of going there in the first place, to traverse the canyon over route 6/11. Predominantly mid-upper class white republicans, Clarks Summit is one of the best examples of a brainwashed, sedentary, and intolerant small town American stereotype. Basically reliant on speeding tickets and fines, the police force has adapted that special small town pick attitude and constantly displays severe power trip syndrome and inflates any small crime into a countywide police emergency.
Most who are born in Clarks Summit never leave, and those cops are all crooked mother fuckers.
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Ebony Clark is the greatest girlfriend I've ever had. I love her and her noob-cubeness :D
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Callie Clark is the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. She has a beautiful smile, soft lips, gorgeous eyes, a sexy chin, soft firm legs, big boobs and a big firm butt. She is a total tease in all the right times and makes her boyfriend go crazy. She is also very smart and strives for the best education around. She likes late night conversations with that special someone and really loves lions. She has a real thing for muscles and guys named Troy. Callie is the best friend any guy could have and she is the light of her boyfriends world.
Did you know he's dating Callie Clark?
Yea, he's a lucky guy.
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The first female elected prime minister of New Zealand. Not the first female prime minister though; in 1997 Jenny Shipley took over as Prime Minister and Leader of the National Party from Jim Bolger, making her the first femlae Prime Minister. Helen Clark is the leader of the Labour Party and became Prime Minister in 1999 and was elected for a second term in 2002. In 1986 Helen Clark was awarded the annual Peace Prize of the Danish Peace Foundation for her work in promoting peace and disarmament.
Helen Clark may be ugly but shes not as ugly as Don Brash.
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Irish for 'you're fucked'.
Should not be mistaken for Clarke which is English. Hense the E.
synonyms - run, run away, hide, you've done it now, someone gunna get a hurt real bad, do you like your face
antonyms - you're safe, relax, i'm not going to knock you out
common misspellings - epic, winning, run, hide iwishthatwasmylastname
Clarke - Crumpets and tea? Oh wait good sir, you're Irish!
Clark - Clark.
Clarke - Ah yes!
Clark - *sigh*
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A dumb ass bitch but still smarter then George Hairy Bush... she even looks beta then him or the same... its prob eitha she looks like a man and bush is a pussy
She is the prime minista of nz but still smarta then the president of the most powerful country in the world..... which is scary but of course russia
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dan clark lives in kennett square..a pretty beat town with no parties poppin..AT ALL..anyways dan clarkis my nigga! i think hes one of the realest ppl around this place! i met him a while back when we were in elementry school together in the same class in 5th grade! we grew apart and then frshman year of high school we became cool as shit again! he would do anything he could to help me..whether i was drunk in west chester or whatever i would call him and he would come pick me up and bring me home! everybody should have a person in there life like this dude right here! he will be there for u throught thick n thin! recently he joined the army and now he is stationed in fort knox kentucy...he is a good man and he is an american soldier! i cant wait till he gets back...anyways thats my nigga!
he has a huge family and hes a beast at everything he tries! his sister tarra is his right hand partner and he would do anything to keep her safe! tarra is also a good friend of mine! if you dont know dan then u dnt need to know anymore...u should already know...if u ever get a chance to meet this dude u will know what im sayin!!! DAN CLARK IS THE SHIIIIIT!!!!
DAN CLARK: WHATS GOOD BRAH?
ANYONE: HEY IM GOOD HBU?
DAN CLARK: IM GOOD DO U NEED ANTYTHING?
ANYONE: YEAH IM HUNGRY AS HELL!
DAN CLARK: ALRIGHT LETS GO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT
ANYONE: IMN BROKE
DAN CLARK: DONT WORRY I GOT U!
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