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A response given to a person/situation/blog that is in a state of rambling before getting to the actual point of their story. Typically accompanied by an eye-roll.
Rachel’s biscuit n’ gravy recipe is amazing! But, I had to get through her 3-page blog about how much it meant to her. By page 2, all I could think was, “How Pinteresting”
Ms. Howe will fool you that she's sweet until you make her break. She'll put your head in a cage and force you to gulp down a jug of LAWRY'S® HERB & GARLIC MARINADE WITH LEMON JUICE, before throwing you in a bathtub full of it. She'll marinade you until you're limp and saggy, crippled and old. Ms. Howe will soak you as punishment, while she marinades her prisoner/boyfriend as a reward. His name is Donny ♡
"Please don't soak me in LAWRY'S® HERB & GARLIC MARINADE WITH LEMON JUICE, Ms. Howe!"
"You marinated the chicken for too long! What are you, Ms. Howe?!"
1. just fly
2. just use hacks
3. Cover Yourself in Oil
how to fly
Guy 1: hey you know that standing cat?
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
Tha shiit ...kiing. boss... Also see leader and big dick
Mike Howe is the big dick kiing
Why do you need to know the definition of how to vids?
Person1: I am going to go on urban dictionary to figure out the definition of how to videos
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
From Afrikaans "Hoe gaan dit", literally "How are you?"
Jim: How goes it?
Peter: It goes.
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