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Hung like a man

To have an average sized penis. from 5-9 inches, followed by hung like a horse, preceded by insults

"I thought he'd be tiny, but he was hung like a man!; Its nothing special, but its more fun than before"

by Ben W. who is hung like a man February 2, 2008

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hung like a fox

(adj) in reference to the male genitalia

1. Most commonly used as an insult, parodying the more infamous hung like a horse and its ilk (hung like a donkey, hung like an elephant, hung like a sperm whale, pack of wolves, hung like a, and etc.) implying that a man has a small penis (a.k.a a rice dick or mouse cock). Often used in conjunction with a parody of sly like a fox, switching the names of the animals. Could be substituted with "hung like a shrew", since shrews have the smallest penises in the animal kingdom (.2 inches / 5 mm).

2. Far less commonly used as a compliment (Iโ€™ve personally only heard in once) perhaps an indirect reference to kinky fox sex, box fox, or pocket fox. However, after having done some research, I would like to point out a more direct interpretation:

First consider an average gray fox, about 1 foot high at the shoulder. Letโ€™s give him a modestly interpreted 4 inch long cock about 2 inches in diameter (10.16 cm and 5.08 cm respectively). (The knot (see dog knot) is being discounted for the purposes this exercise)

Next, take Goliath the worldโ€™s largest horse, standing a large 19 hands and 1 inch at the shoulder (probably packing a huge horse cock/horsecock of his own).

Now if you increase the fox to Goliathโ€™s size he (the fox) would have a cock 26 inches long and 13 inches wide (approximately). Thatโ€™s over 2 feet long and more than a foot thick (66.04 cm and 33.02 cm respectively)!

Then letโ€™s make our fox the size of an elephant (10.5 feet / 3.2 meters). That would give him a dick 42 inches in length and 21 inches wide (3.5 feet long and almost 2 feet wide, 1.06 meters and .53 meters respectively), certainly comparable to an elephant cock/elephant dong.

Finally (since you all must be getting sick of this), weโ€™ll make the fox the size of the largest animal on earth today: the Blue Whale. Scientists know that blue whales grow to be about 80 feet long, but because their erect members can only be observed during mating they can only guess at that size (Wikipedia says about 2 meters, but the entry Whale Cock (Dork) says otherwise). In any case, if our fox was the size of a blue whale its cock would be an immense 26.67 feet long (320 inches / 8.13 meters) with a massive girth of 13.33 feet (160 inches / 4.06 meters).

1. He's sly as a horse and hung like a fox.

by AnythingSomeoneHasntUsedYet March 13, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hung Over Horny

Sometimes H.O.H means Head Of Household, like in Big Brother. But here, It means Hung Over Horny. Hung Over Horny means the act of being horny the day after going to sleep horny.

Fae: It's like I was soooo fucking horny last night. And I thought, maybe if I go to sleep, I'll wake up and be okay and go to work fine. But NOOO I was trying to keep the stapler away from my legs ALL DAYYY

Kyleigh: Wow... That is a bad case of the hung over horny.

by Chaz E. March 29, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


un-hung hero

Usually refers to the offensive lineman on your favorite football team. A play on the term un-sung heros because they are generally fat, white and small of peter-along with getting little credit for their valiant efforts in the trenches.

"Damn, look at Big Mac sweating through his jersey and pants! He's a true un-hung hero"

by YoungBunz August 13, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hung like a rat

Often when men suffer from having a small penis they compare their length to an animal with a smaller penis.

The girls make fun of Mr. Nader's penis. "He is not hung like a horse he is hung like a rat!"

by Pain N D ass May 13, 2016


Hung Like a Moose

A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches

man 1:Damb yo that mutha fucka is hung like a moose!!
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?

by Higgins mutha fucka January 17, 2007

66๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hung like an octopus

A saying used to describe someone's penis size. Wether it means they are large or small is entirely open to interpretation

Chris: Dude, dosn't Alex have a huge cock?
Tyler: I heard he was hung like an octopus!

by EdgarW December 24, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž