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The small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid newspaper. This page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only tits and arses are allowed.
The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.
Bob: "Dave, have you read this page 3 text? Nikkala from Braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the Palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch."
Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"
When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.
I couldn't start my essay for ages last night because I had Blank Page Syndrome.
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A Infinty Page Loop occurs when a unsuspecting victim opens a book to discover someone has written something along the lines of "turn to page.{insert page number}.." with the promise of knowledge (Meaning of life, Phone number Ect Ect) or just for the hell of it.
After turning to that page yet anouther simular message is found and after that anouther this will continue till the victim is lead back to the original page were the whole process will start yet again.
Kate: Is Bob okay? hes been flicking through that book aimlessly for several hours now!
Rob: Oh hes stuck in a Infinity Page Loop, Hes been promised next weeks winning lottery numbers
Kate: Daaamn... should we tell him?
Rob: nah
A reference to pornographic material.
l look on the 10th page of google when I am bored.
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Best Page in the Universe is a website created by a writter called Maddox. This site features articles ranting about his hate towards children, old people, women, and the Titanic. He is an amazing writer who will bash the daylights out of anyone or anything he likes. There is a society called Mothers Against Maddox. This group tries to get Maddox of the internet, and want to shut down his site. His articles feature loads of foul language, and adult material.
Best Page in the Universe is THE Best Page in the Universe.
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An incredible 11 year old YouTuber who makes all kinds of videos but mostly Roblox and Gacha Club. She makes Royale High videos weekly. She’s really kind to her fans. As of December 2, 2020, she has 820 subscribers, 115 TikTok followers, and 260 Instagram followers. She’s very funny and beautiful.
Friend: Have you watch Peyton’s Popular Page?
Me: SHE’S AMAZING! SHE’S MY IDOL!!!
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Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.
Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
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