John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

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Dusty Smith

A sexual activity in which the male places a powdered donut around the shaft of his penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman, creating a cloud of "dust" as their bodies make contact. Finally, he makes the female eat the donut.

Hey man, I just gave your girlfriend a Dusty Smith.

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Matt Smith

The Horrifyingly fabulous Actor, Most famous for playing the Doctor on the insanely popular BBC show "Doctor Who"

Sophia: David Tennant Is So much better then Matt Smith.
Izzy: Is he the cutest in the universe? I don't think so, Matt is simply the best.

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Stan Smith

An old-school, classically popular make of Adidas trainer with a simple, streamlined design.

first launched in 1965, and then renamed the Stan Smith in '71 when he began to endorse them

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Chad Smith

Drummer for The Red Hot Chili Peppers first appeared on Mothers Milk (1989) and is still with this band to this day.

He can play most of the Chilli's songs with only one hand making him a god to alot of people.

All hail Chad!

I went to Hyde Park and saw Chad Smith play and it made me wanna hit a drum really hard!

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Kendal Smith

Kendal Smith is one of the funniest girls you could ever meet! She's fun-loving, she has a crazy, bubbly personality but she has a serious and caring side when you need it most! She can brighten up a room with her smile and knows how to make anyone laugh. She has a perfect figure and she is beautiful in every way! She has them moves like hagrid and nobody would ever want to change her. If you meet anyone by the name of Kendal Smith you should thank your lucky stars, because only the best of people can have a friendship with her! She is a best friend and a sister all in one and is the most amazing person you could ever meet!

"who's your best friend?"
"Kendal Smith"
"OMG Your so lucky!!!!"

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.500 Smith

a word used to express the caliber of .500 Smith&Wesson revolver. This revolver is so huge(the cartridge is like the size of your thumb!)it only carries 5 rounds rather than the traditional 6. This thing is used for stuff like killing grizzlies, I cant imagine what it could do to a person. This thing is more powerful than a .50AE desert eagle.

The hiker was being charged by a massive grizzly, so he killed it with his .500 Smith.

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