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A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
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An insane human being who deserves nothing and no one in his life.He has very little to no friends at all. Everyone ignores/hates him because his anoyying ass never listens to people. He never follows instructions and always thinks of himself as a better person than everyone else.
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A Thomas is someone who’s birthday isn’t commonly known.
Friend1: Hey when is thomas’s Birthday
Friend2: i have no fucking clue!
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Thomas is a Smart, Loyal Flirtatious and Loving person. He will put a smile on anybody's face. If you get a boyfriend like him don't you ever let him go he's a keeper. He loves his girlfriend with all his heart and will put anybody aside for you. And not to mention he is a great Best friend as much as he is a boyfriend. Just believe me when i say he's very nice.
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the coolest and hottest of 3 brothers, definitely the middle child. has a great dick and even greater personality. 10/10 wild husband material. will visit alaska with you
That guy over there, a total Thomas
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Thomas is a person who will act sweet at first instinct but once you get to know him he will turn on you and stab you in the back. Thomas is a person that is two faced and will act one way but turkey is the other
Thomas is a two faced person who shouldn’t be trusted
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Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.
He also has a 10 foot dic-
"Boy that furry Thomas is at it again."
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