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The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.
Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn
Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.
Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.
A seductively sweet stick typically found on the lower frontal area of a male anatomy
Rebecca: "Please give me your honey dew stick!"
All men present: "With pleasure!"
The anomaly wherein, upon purchasing or securing the last of an available snack or beverage, the item in question tastes better knowing that nobody else can have it. In turn, this often spawns jealousy, awe, or grudging respect.
"Man, I got the last soda from the vending machine. It's all mine, and it tastes AMAZING."
"Final Dew Phenomenon? I hate you and everything you love."
A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.
Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.
Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.
Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.
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The diet of the dankest of the mlg pros
Dude, im 3 l3g1t 5 u, just had my doritos and mountain dew, ready 2 pwn deez scrubs m8
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1) is a situation that occurs when one is drunk and wiping their own ass. Slippage of the toilet paper occurs and the end result is fecal matter on the digits of the wiper. Rumor has it that in the Middle East everyone has a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger because they have no trees and we want all of their oil. World peace will not be achieved until Middle Eastern people realize that Whiskey Dew Finger is socially unacceptable and tp for oil is an even trade.
2) An awkward sexual situation that is the result of unapproved anal play by the fucker dominating from the doggie style position.
Matt: “Hey Rob, you want some cheetos?”
Rob: “Nah thanks, I got a bad case of Whiskey Dew Finger”
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A foreign hooker, that is often low priced, and sought after by middle class, fat white men.
Dusty Dew Rag: “Hey brad, how about we order one of those dusky dew rags?”