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Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?
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Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.
The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.
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A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.
Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.
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A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.
Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
I'll be there in a windows minute.
Translation: I'll be there sooner or later, perhaps.
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I'm sorry to have to tell you this ... you have Windows 10.
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A love made with such intensity and energy (usually in a car) that all the windows around get fogged up and everyone can see that some hardcore lovemaking must be going down.
I'll never make a window fogger with my girl if I can only last a few seconds in sex.
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Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
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