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Ball Wine

Rich, thick, fermented egg nog straight from the source (balls) takes some time to make but women love it!!

As i withdrew from her sopping Wound, my love figs tightened and i busted two full nuts of Ball Wine over her well shaven mound! mmmmm lovely!!!

by Big Al (woppa) January 9, 2008

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Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 8, 2021


Wine sprinkler

Performing a series of rapid 360 degree rotations whilst holding an open bottle of wine in each hand.

Jill: "Why is everyone we know angry at at you?"
Dan: "They got soaked when I performed a wine sprinkler at last week's party."

by The Senator's Daughter January 23, 2012


Wine party

A group of workers are actually at work but not doing the work

The Human Resources didn’t email you back for a week? They’re probably having a wine party going on.

by StarryLeo July 20, 2018


Thumbquat Wine

A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!

Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!

by LMROBS September 5, 2021


Wine woman

A woman a true elegance and prowess. She selects wine because she has the knowledge.

Bob: Is she really a wine woman?
Fred: Yeah, she’s a sigma female

by Jizatron June 17, 2023


Wine sex

Slowly getting drunk but still no joy

She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex

by Whitelines84 October 27, 2018