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dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

by Boski March 28, 2021


I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024


Wish Rumple

When a bitch hop on dat dick and he say no

He didn’t wanna catch that fade so he wish rumpled her

by YeeYeeHowdyPartner July 31, 2019


Wish Complex

Just wishing for something to happen everyday/everytime. But you don't want it to actually happen so you can carry on wishing. Even if the thing you want brings you happiness. You still put up with what you have still wishing for the better. Even if you have the opportunity to get said "wish". You'll do anything out of your power to avoid doing it.

Guy 1: I wish i had a netflix account, I'll just put up with the ads on these sketchy websites(123movies etc)
Guy 2: Just buy it, it'll be worth it.
Guy 1: Yeah I want to, I just, I don't know.
Guy 2: Hesitation? Sounds like a wish complex to me.

by StoneHusky October 9, 2023


the 5 wish ticket

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 29, 2020


Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.

Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.

by groovybill October 21, 2010


wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021