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Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 6, 2012


The P is wobbly

It simply and basically means probably

Hi love would you like a beer replied the p is wobbly

by Rigmafluffle March 11, 2020


wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete November 29, 2010


blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.

1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."

by Kill_Billdogg March 23, 2005


Titty wobbling zitty goblin

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about

Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending

by CorporalClink August 11, 2020


wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind

1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017


Wobbly

Old police term for a subject who uses impairments such as alcohol or narcotics. Came about because of their wobbly walk when impaired.

Officer tom: that suspect is good for being wobbly.

by Marty Jackson September 30, 2022