Social Work

Social Work is a profession without enough respect or funding. The people who continue to show up are: Social Workers-
A person who feels driven to help others less fortunate than themselves. A person who continues to feel this way despite low funds, and not enough funding sources. A person who continues to feel this way despite ignorant viewpoints like the ones published on this site. Unlike what a fool wrote previously on this site, people must attend school, non-technical schools don’t count. A person who went to at least a 4 year school after high school and graduated with a Bachelors in Social Work (BSW). A person who went to at least six years of school after high school and graduated with a Master in Social Work (MSW). A person who grasps the ability of empathy and compassion while working out in the field, the class work has nothing to do with the easy of the job.
A person who can handle the most mentally draining times, again and again, but continue to wake up feeling driven to serve. These situations include reporting the abuse of the elderly, listening to a former alcoholic/drug addict admit to relapse, witnessing a child have their life beat out of them, seeing first hand the way mental abuse can hurt an individual, feeding children who have had nothing to eat for days, helping a family deal with a suicide of a loved one, find a home for an elderly parent when their family can’t handle them anymore, ensuring the mentally take their medications daily so they don’t end up re-committed into the hospital for erratic behavior and caring for the children who have no one to care for them.

"Social Work is harder than it seems." Don't judge.

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work pretty

Description of a man or a woman who, by normal standards, is average in the looks department, however, when standing next to some of the homely individuals in your office, they look like a perfect 10.

I was so excited that Jenna said yes to my date proposal. She is the hottest girl in the office and I thought all my friends would be jealous. When we arrived at the party, my buddy's couldn't understand why I was hanging out with such and average looking girl. I learned the hard way that Jenna is only work pretty.

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Worked Up

Excessively affected by emotion

Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;

Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;

Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.

"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"

"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"

"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"

Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
Source: JLynnW, Seattle

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Men at Work

They sing "I come from a Land down under"

Man, everytime I listen to that song, it makes me feel I'm watching a beautiful Australian sunset, dirnking a cold one.

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work jerk

To jerk off at work.

I was at work the other day, boored to death, so I thought to myself, why don't I go some place private for a work jerk?

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Works Bomb

A compression bomb made from "the works" and aluminum foil. Causes mass chaos and disciplinary issues at all-male, college prep schools.

Austin placed a works bomb on the principal's front steps, and got suspended.

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got that work

Having to do with any and all drugs, bootleg and illegal items

"Ay, I heard you got the hook up"...(response) "yeah I got that work, what you need?"

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