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When someone who is dating a man decides to cheat on them with a person of asian decent. The woman procedes to give the man oral or vaginal pleasure and winds up taking the load in the face.
mike "hey man you sound depressed whats wrong?"
frank "dude my girlfriend had some wrong dong soup last night"
mike "bummer man"
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when someone can't graduate from school without kissing the principal's cock
if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my cock.....you are dead wrong
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To turn something upside down on purpose. Sometimes things look better that way.
Her sketch didn't come out as planned, but when she turned it "wrong side up" it looked like a very cool abstract drawing.
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a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors
That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.
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What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.
Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.
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Four simple words, similar in usage to the phrase, “That’s what she said,” but with an opposite meaning. It is used to point out the unrealised sexual innuendo in a previously innocent statement.
The term was derived from pointing out the sexual abnormalities of a friend’s sex life. When the person shared information the repeated advice was, “You’re doin’ it wrong.”
When a man is eating a banana, he should never look another man in the eye or comment on the size or quality of the banana.
What if you’ve snapped the banana in half?
Fuck dude, you’re doin’ it WRONG!
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liteskinn.josh
I don’t understand how someone can be so loud and wrong
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