You don't know me

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

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kiss me you fool

The iconic words spoken by Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson in a video of them playing with chocolate coins in 2011. One of the cutest (and oldest) Larry Stylinson moments. P.S. louis tops

harry: "now kiss me you fool"

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you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

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you can't see me

refering to someone who is not on your level or who you believe is below you

a friend says: i can pull way more girls than you can

you say: you can't see me, i'll pull more than you ever could and they'll all be better looking too.

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you don't know me!

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

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YOU TALKIN' TA ME?

(exp.) Used to express an interrogative of whether that guy IS talkin' ta you, or not. Comes from Profanese.

"YOU TALKIN' TA ME?" "Yeah, how YOU doin'?"

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YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Another way of saying that you are untouchable and put everybody else to shame. Basically means you are unstoppable because if a person or thing can't see you they can't catch and/or attack you. Even though you are entirely visible it is a way of telling somebody that they can't fuck with you and they are not on your level.

Person 1: "WTF! You beat me a Halo again!?"

Person 2: "Damn straight biatch..."You can't see me!"

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