Mommy/daddy/non gender descriptive parental figure
"wow Hange zoe is even hotter than your mom"
A crazy non binary, glasses wearing freak who enjoys doing experiments on Titans and Eren Jaeger. Hanji is probably the creepiest fuck you'll ever encounter
Hanji Zoe: *drools and touches Eren's arm*
Levi Ackerman: Hands off shit face. He's mine
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU IM GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU HAT BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DONT MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU IM PBS LIKE CAILLOU SHE DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST DID IT LIKE CAILLOU I DID GET IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU IM UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU SHE AINT WORTHY LIKE CAILLOU IM DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU IM YOUNG AS HELL LIKE CAILLOU DONT FAIL LIKE CAILLOU FUCK DORA CAILLOU
SWAGGY like zoe the doe
A literal bitch. She doesn’t know how to spell accelerated and cannot use proper grammar. If you meet a Zoe Conway, you should leave immediately.
“Wow did you see how Zoe Conway spelled accelerated?”
“Yeah, she spelled it excelersted.”
A zoe boy is a real Haitian boy. If you are a Zoe boy, you dont take nothing from nobody, you work to earn your respect, you stay on your feet at all times, and you are more than proud to be Haitian. Everywhere you go, you show people your pride. Your first impression should always be that I am Haitian and I love it. You should never let anybody take your pride away from you. You should stand tall and represent your country anytime, anyplace, and anyhow. You should always think that your flag is the number one flag in the world. Let people know that we were the First Black Independent, and that every other black race comes after you!
Dat kid Kirby's a REAL Zoe Boy!
A being that is crazy for experimenting titans including Eren Jaeger for his titan-shifting powers and often (always) annoys Levi Heichou but trust each other even though she is annoying as heck.
Random Guy: Hey I'm Hanji Zoe for dat (random thing,people,horse,potatoes or titans)
Someone who swaps or scams people who deserve it
Timmy and Nathan are the og Zoe gods