bleeeeeeeeeeeAAARgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aiye aiye aiye aiye aiye aiye aiye
oh yeah,we want this guy to have his finger on the button....
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To ejaculate in your pants while giving a political speech.
"Then we're going to Washington and then we're going to take back the whitehous..ous..e..mmmMMMM...YEAAAAH...ahhhh" (*splooge*)
"Does anyone have the number for the dry cleaners?"
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The act of being LESS THAN John Kerry.
Dean < John Kerry
How do you lose to someone as retarded as Kerry?
answer: "YEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!"
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A pile of shit that has been rolled into a round disc and frozen. The Jimmy Dean is then typically placed in an open car window or under a door.
Bro 1: "Bro, that stupid prof gave me a C!"
Bro 2: "Bro, you should totally slip a Jimmy Dean in his car!"
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A suburban boy who loves his sport, especially cricket and football. He is mainly known to be good
WOW! You are just as good as that Dean Cachia guy!
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A person who has no social life. He/she will give up going to hang out with friends to study for tests. Many believe they sleep with their Biology books. In school they maintain a 95 average, are 2 min early for classes, fail a minimum of one test, and think they are better then everyone else never doing any favors for anyone. These people are in summary full of themself.
Alyssa: omg i slept wit my bio book!
Josue: really? man u a dean lister, so can i have math homework?
Alyssa: NO! IM GOIN TO STAY HOME AND DO GEOMETRY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE MOVIES!
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Don't go there, there are no parties, just a few people in one room drinking, anything bigger would be busted up in five minutes, its a junior college and there are very few people who are 21 on campus, and willing to buy you alcohol. You need to sign an attendance contract, skip more than two classes a semester and you are automatically withdrawn from the class, then told to live off campus. Easy moneymaker way for them to get you to withdraw altogether and keep your $38K tuition
Friend A: Where do you go to school
Friend B: Dean College
Friend A: Too Bad
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