Rural Dictionary

driver's profiling

Turning your head while passing a car to check out the other car's driver who was doing something stupid on the road just a minute ago. It could also be used to confirm car/owner stereotypes.

I could hear the big pink Cadillac with shiny rims from miles away. No need for driver's profiling. It was a black dude.

The minivan in front of me almost stopped in the left lane of the highway this morning. I did some driver's profiling and sure enough it was a soccer mom on her phone.

The silver Toyota in front of me was behaving weird. Some driver's profiling revealed it was an old asian lady who drove it.

by open247 August 4, 2010

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Driver's high

Short form of "the driver's highway."

You've probably heard this expression in the opening theme of Great Teacher Onizuka in which the whole sentece is:

"I'm in the coolest driver's high"

Some people translate that expresion like: "My adrenaline is at its max level right now" but in this case, the meaning is quite literal; it refers to the fact that the person is riding his vehicle on one of the coolest highways ever.

-"Do you like riding your bike at full speed?"
-"Yes, especially on this driver's high, man!"

by mattblanco21 July 23, 2020

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Penis Driver

1. One who drives a penis
2. Mike Harris
3. One who's penis was seen by ghosts
4. One who has sex with British gypsies
5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:

1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.

Mike Harris is such a penis driver

by Jennifer Drouin January 31, 2004

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