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A tall, lanky jackass who thinks he is the "shit" when really he is just a piece of shit. He gives rambling lectures about things such as Orioles...not the baseball team...the bird. He is commonly misconstrued as gay due to his excessively large Express only wardrobe. He is a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy. Commonly referred to as the jackass!
"My boyfriend just broke up with me over Facebook.."
"Man, WHAT A JOEY!"
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Joey is a awesome beautiful girl she's a great friend she's nice kind and so fucking rad
She's so funny who is that
That's joey
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Joey can be hard-headed and biased, wrapped up in his own perception. Joey is very intelligent and athletic. While not good with women, if you get to know him he will prove to be a good lover. He can be distant and unaffectionate at times, at others sweet and sensitive. Joey is a bad person yet a good man. Some things he hasn’t figured out. Be kind to him.
I love kissing Joey his lips are so soft.
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The most cancerous of all cancers. Literally a walking tumor. He is fatter than Buddha. He is slower than a Travis. He is dumber than a Justin. He is less attractive than a Sebastian. He is greasier than a Tyler. He looks more like a pedophile than the king of them, again Justin. He is gayer than a Greyson. He is less attractive than a Cameron. He is less mature than a Carson. He is bitchier than a Drew. He is more stubborn than the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. He is more of a pervert than an Alex. He has a shorter dick than a Reece, who has a solid six centimeters. He is more of a stuck up bitch than a Blake. He is smaller than a James and a Tyler, and still fatter than Buddha. He is weirder than The Prophet.
Fuck, there goes a Joey. Who's buying the bleach tonight?
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Really hard working guy, that says too much too often. Complete target for gay jokes, but he kind of likes it and might have a gambling problem.
Did you just hug your boss? You are such a Joey.
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One who's knees buckle under them, also dances and sings uncontrollably.
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