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You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!
If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.
Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
Sits on the couch naked for a living
Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah
Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.
Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah
a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything
"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"
umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.
Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.