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1. (noun) The father of the whale from Herman Melville's classic "Moby Dick".
2. (verb) The act of obtaining an erect penis (boner).
1. Papa Boner is Moby Dick's father.
2. When Susie sits on my lap I papa boner.
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Papa Bear a.k.a Sir Bear a.k.a Grandmama Bear a.k.a Babooshka Bear a.k.a Mama Bear a.k.a The Chode a.k.a Chodius Maximus a.k.a Bear a.k.a Ass Bear a.k.a Dick Bear a.k.a Fag Bear a.k.a Puss Bear a.k.a Ridculous Bear a.k.a Naughty Bear, is a big Paraguian man that shares qualities that of a big papa grizzly bear. He loves zong's, food, and slowly but surely is starting to put the women before the drugs. He is an angry dorm head that rules with an iron claw and breaks the majority of his toys, causing him to be frequently cast into his cave of solitude.
Guy 1: " Yo Papa Bear what's goodie son?"
Bear: " Tryna get high off my ass aha ahahah ahah ahahah!"
Guy 1: " Your an Addict Bear!"
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An Alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 Blue Jolt, 1/2 Kool-Aid, and what ever alcohol you prefer, works best with vodka.
"I can't remember anything from last night, I was drinking papa smurfs all night."
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when you take a shit that stinks the place up so bad that it reminds you of Detroit Tigers relief pitcher, Jose Valverde
"Hey, that turd I dropped earlier at Comerica Park stunk so bad that it made my eyes water and had me gasping for air."
"Holy shit, dude, you must have punched out a Papa Grande -- nothing stinks up Comerica Park worse than that !"
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Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.
"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"
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The League of Gentlemen character. Travelling gypsy circus man and door-to-door peg salesman. Has a tendency to steal wives. Face is painted black (well, it's paint, but its his face- tough to explain) Generally crazy in every way.
Who is this? Papa Lazarus?
PAPA LAZAROOOOOOOOU!
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if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john
"did you sleep with john last night?"
"yes! he should be named papa john!"
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