Sam

She is as sweet as can be, she feels a whole damn lot so don't let her eat her feelings. She's quirky and nice, and will beg for your forgiveness and approval. If a Sam takes your place in a friends friend group don't be mad, be glad she was not CE enough to set her her foot and dignity in a place u wouldn't dare to stay in any longer

....Sam......

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Sam

Sam is the name of an amazing guy who is prepared to do anything, even to the jeopardy of himself, for his loved ones. He is always faithful, kind, sweet and funny. His friends care for him more than he knows and although he is cared for. He often feels like everything is either against him or he has done something accidentally to offend someone. He has never done such a thing in his life. He is a guy that once you have hold of him, you don't let go, he is too special to lose. He will make anyone feel like they are his main priority and they will feel like the most beautiful girl in the world because of how he treats them.

Girlfriend:"Back of bitch Sam is mine."
Another girl:"But I really really want him."
Sam:"Too bad, I'm hers"

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Sam

A cheating ass bitch

“Ew his name is sam? He’s probably cheating and ugly”

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Sam

a tall thin guy has muscles and love pussy he has a huge uncut dick and love the ladies

hey Sam
hey

can u take me home

sure

then can we...
yes then we can fuck

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The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.

Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.

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sam

Acronym for Self Absorbed Male. Acronym derives from a couple in Canada, over a big ego boyfriend and annoyed girlfriend.

Sam: Hey sweetie, have u noticed my biceps have gotten bigger.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.

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Sam

A good friend(s) of mine:

1.) Sam; a punk, scene girl who likes to have fun and just be herself. She's a great girl who has to watch her sister way too much.

2.) Sam; a cool girl that doesn't live on base but have beome very fond of over the last few months. She's likes to hang out with me and my close friends. A little perverted but nothing no one I know can't handle.

Sam # 1 & 2: Both very cool girls who often find themselves in awkward situations with me and my buddies

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