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A lexicon bearing the most brutal and absolute hymns and proverbs of the legendary Samuel L Jackson.
Bob: Man I really have a dislike for these reptiles on this Jet Blue flight
Time: I had the same problem until I took a look in the Samuel-Jacksionary....
I'll NEVER GET TIRED OF SNAKES OR AIRCRAFT AGAIN!
See god
The best person who ever lived, except Jebus
Samuel!!!!!!!!!OMG ITS SAMUEL KIM!!!!!!!!
1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."
2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.
1. OMG, its a bird, no its a plane, no its Samuel Jackson bitch.
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He is one of the competitors on 'The Glee Project'. If he keeps doing what he's doing, he will win. No doubt. In one word, he is SEX. Sex with dreads. His voice, his eyes, his hair, his style, HIM. He is just overall perfect.
#1: "OMG did you see Samuel on the last episode of The Glee Project?!?"
#2: "DID I SEE HIM?! I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM!"
Samuel Larsen.
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The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.
Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.
When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.
Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.