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When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.
John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.
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A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.
I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.
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The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.
One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
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A bottle in which you store your nut juice.
My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"
Drinking a 5th of any liquor to yourself in one night.
Hey man can I get pull of that jamo?
Nah dude sorry I'm on a bottle quest
A girl attracted by bottle service.
We popped bottles at the club and soon enough we were surrounded by bottle hos.
A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.