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The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"
Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.
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The act of defining a previously benign phrase as something vulgar or obscene. Popularized by a the penny-arcade strip 'Prefanity.'
I totally ham doctored Rick Satorum's name!
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The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.
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When a guy wears a Speedo/Swimming briefs (otherwise known as Banana Hammock) to the beach, while wearing a Fanny pack to cover his package.
Abbreviated name for this is a "Fan-Ham"
The term was coined by Dan Collins.
Fan-Ham
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I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.
How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?
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The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Dude, my mom walked in when I was with Jenny, I was sucking ham when she saw us."
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very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake
Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans
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