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Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G April 4, 2016


Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.

King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.

by 72K Gold May 14, 2021


Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020


Man Joint

A place where men go to hang out with the lads. This place will be full of man stuff and the lads can have bare laughs. None lad talk in the man joint is prohibited.

"Hey bro, I'm coming over to the man joint now."

by Gaffer P May 24, 2014


sklimbas joint

A joint at the bottom of the ankle founded by CallMeCarson

Hey I hurt my sklimbas joint it hurts like hell

by Me but me October 31, 2019


Rainbow Joint

A joint laced with LSD. The acid is added to the paper where it touches your lips.

That rainbow joint last night was too strong, man, it's been 14 hours and I'm still seeing colors!

by Blanc vide October 8, 2022


cock joint

The female equilvalent of a titty bar, wherein women go to indulge in male strippers.

My favorite and the biggest cock joint I know is vegas' own thunder down under

by maraqwerty August 6, 2010