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Usually a player he likes to have several girlfriends and he’s careless about everything and don’t get him mad because he’s scary and he’s kinda hot
Jordan: I like having multiple girlfriends
A cat dad you sits one person away from me in buissness, he is a cool dude with two kittens (?) and he built them a sanctuary before he got them. is is the coolest dood you'll ever meet! :)
Wow man, hes a cat dad, his name must be Jordan!
jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves
An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.
He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.
A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.
Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?
Jordan begged nicely for titties
Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."