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The greatest town known to man kind. It is a known fact that if you know someone from Lake Zurich they will be the coolest person you have ever met in your life, unless of course you know another person from Lake Zurich.
Oh you are probably the coolest person I've ever met, you must be from Lake Zurich.
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A beachtown in NJ where no house goes for under a million and it will be torn down and a house that takes up the whole lot will replace it. Home to the incredibly rich. The waves suck the longboarders will steal them from you. Any party ends up with some one real drunk. It's stuck in the mid 50's. The mothers here are like rabbits they have like 8-10 kids a year. There are some very hot girls. Historically the Irish rivera and Catholic.
"I am from Spring Lake." "oh you must be rich"
" I was surfing in springlake and those old longboarders didn't let one wave pass by.
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Possibly the best town ever located in Scott county MN. The kids there have a ton of money and sit around doing drugs on a boat. Prior lake kids have great personalities and know how to party hard. It may be full of hoes and players but once you get there it'll draw you in.
Dude prior lake is amazing! i can't wait to go back!
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Everything stated above is not completely true. Not everyone is rich, but it is a very nice place to live. It is extremely safe which makes it a wonderful neighborhood to live in. Lake Oswego's curfew is the exact same as all the other cities in Oregon, so there's no need to rip on it. It is stereotyped for something that it appears to be. Schools are very nice and kids get extremely good grades, making it an "exceptional" school. Just because someone lives there doesn't make them bratty and snobs. There just like you.
Girl: hey where do you live?
Boy: Lake Oswego
girl: oh that's cool, i heard it's really nice
Boy: yeah it is, but were just as normal as you
Girl: oh thats good!
Boy: yeah
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Autistic squirrel, can't be understood, and can't drive a plane. He loves OG KG and the finger family
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the act of urinating in large quantities. Usually after a night of drinking or during a road trip, sporting event, etc. You been holding it for a minute.
Damn...man can you pull over....I've got to bust a lake.
Yo mayne...I'll catch up with you in a minute. I've got to bust a lake right quick!!!!!!
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ok...so i am a laker, ill admit that. im also going to admit that mountain lakes is one of the best towns ever. almost everyone here loves it. you walk through the town and people have orange and blue like its their job. people here have so much pride and love representing their town.
as for the boonton townshippers not liking it here, that is not true at all. im friends with many of them and they like it just as much as we do. ok of course theres an acception to this like there is everywhere, but everyone has acceptions.
as for all you people dissing mountain lakes, GET A LIFE. just because we live in a great town with great people, doesnt mean you have to diss it. so what if i have a couple northfaces and ribbons...northfaces are really warm and are awesome coats, ribbons are pretty and add fun to your hair, so HA.
as for the girls who wake up at 5 to do their makeup...thats about 3 girls in our school, and nobody likes them. those are the girls that wear too much bronzer and look like oompa-loompas. most of the girls i know, including me, wake up at 730 when school starts at 8 and dont even wear makeup most of the time. there are many naturally beautiful people who dont need makeup to look pretty.
like the other person said about our parents being rich, i totally agree, they went to college and worked hard for it and deserve everything they have. and the "shitty" houses in the village, really arent that shitty, they are a little smaller than the rest of the houses, but the inside to most of em are actually quite nice and more expensive then a big house in any other town.
most of the guys are not cocky, there are like 2 that are and everyone knows they are so it doesnt matter. most of the guys here are very nice and good-looking and caring, especially towards girls...
the girls are the same way. we have our quirks like every town, and we have our bitches and our weirdos...but so does everyone else. you cant say that you dont have these people either, because you know that you do. the girls here are generally very nice and pretty and dress well and are everything but slutty...
and that is our town, take it or leave it, but dont diss it...cuz if you do, you will have about 4,000 lakers chasing after you...
mountain lakes is awesome, dont ever say differently
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