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The practice of scratching ones butt and stirring the drink of an un suspecting bar patron
When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.
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The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!
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After you're done fuckin your girl, you shit on her pubes or vice versa and use it as shaving cream and shave them off.
Dude, after I nailed Judy i totally gave her a huge louisiana lawnmower
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When on holiday in Louisiana, you eat a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya, then take a shit on on a tattoo artist while he tattoos your grundel.
Mike: Hey can i get a Tattoo on my grundel
Tattoo Artist: Would you like a regular Tattoo, or a Louisiana Etch a Sketch for a dollar more?
Mike: ok, I'll Have the Louisiana Etch a Sketch
Tattoo Artist: Sure, Heres a bowl of Crawfish Jumbalaya
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getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.
"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"
"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."
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The act of covering your erected penis in flammable material, then proceeding to light it on fire. Next, the man inserts his flaming man torch inside the woman's vagina.
Dude I just gave your mom a Louisiana blow torch!
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A female is lying down. A male then approaches her and crouches down over her face. He the proceeds to put his balls in and out of her mouth (teabagging) and also takes a shit just under her neck at the same time. Thus completing the Louisiana Bow-Tie.
Tom Louisiana Bow-Tied Juliana.
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