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someone (mostly a boomer) that doesn’t get dark humor
JOKER:
Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
A Man so strong that god must have sculpted him him/herself. A man so loyal, to befriend him is to befriend god him/herself. This man is the only one that deserves to be with the goddess Jessica. This man is so humble you wouldn’t even know know it’s him. He will walk with you, sing with you, and cry with you if you need it. He is the kindest man you will meet and will make you laugh so much. He loves puns, Dad jokes and any other joke. He is known for his wonderful smile and charming heart. Strategically he is a genius so do not challenge him. To war with his Kingdom is to wage war with god. King Murray will never let you down and will always hold you up. There is only one in the world at any given time as two would be catastrophic for humanity. He is love, he is strength and he is Man.
Sean: Have you seen that guy over there helping that person with heavy things?
Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.
A 31-year-old African-American actress from Kansas City, MO; someone who may or may not have 2 white boyfriends
Guy: I saw Ashleigh Murray hanging out with Logan Paul. Could that possibly mean something?
Me: ....
Really, he's just an uppity British faggot who thinks THE SAME EXACT THING I THINK... Except in a more specified direction (Because when you think it about Muslims and shit-libs it's fine but if you broaden it to everyone it's not?) And wants to play aristocrat.)
Hym "Ok. Let's watch this Douglarse Murray shit again..."