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A game invented by the Oklahoma State University marching band, namely played within the drum line section. The guidelines for play are as follows:

To play tool you must first select a person facing away from you. You then state there name clearly as to get there attention. If they proceed to turn around to look at you or look in your direction in any manner, you may then call them a "tool". The more the person you "tool" out ranks you within the band the more "brownie points" you get for "tooling" them. More than likely, however, the "toolee" with be outranked by the "tooler".

Tool is a great game to play on bus rides to and from band contest.

Center Snare: Hey? insert name of freshmen newb here.

Bass Five: *turns around* What?

Center Snare: Tool!

Drum Major *on podium*: Hey band?!

Band *on field*: Hey what?!

Drum Major *Still on podium*: Tool!

by TheXxFlyingxXNun April 11, 2008

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


tool

a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..

u are a tool...

by cletus April 11, 2003

16πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


tool

There are several defining traits of a tool; if one or more of these characteristics apply to you, then you are a tool.

1. You often feel used by your "friends", who usually make fun of you to both to your face and behind your back, but act polite if you have something they want. Of course, because you're desperate to be accepted, you give it to them.

2. You buy into whatever trend seems in at the moment because you have no identity or sense of pride. If you're emo, pass out at parties after 4 drinks to show off to people that you're drunk, or wear a pink shirt with the collar popped in a vain attempt to appear "secure with your masculinity", then you're a tool and haven't realized it yet.

3. You listen to Tool and think they are the pinnacle of musical talent because they call themselves "prog", but are actually boring and mediocre.

Go back to your toolboxes, you poseurs.

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 14, 2005

27πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Toole

Smeagle-like creature.Dwells in the shadows. acts like the pronunciation.Uses primative weapons, poorly.

You tool(e).

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

11πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Tool

An insult given to a gullible, clueless, or easily persuaded individual. When used as a noun, a tool is simply an object that can make an impossible task possible. (i.e., removing a screw without a screwdriver)

For example:

Mary: β€œPass me a tool, Sally.”

Sally: *Innocently picks up Jim and deposits him at Mary’s feet.*

by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Tool

A guy who goes to the gym everyday and all this guy talks about is the gym and how big he is, also about the supplements he uses at the gym. He spends all his money on supplements or steroids. he flexes a lot when hes around girls and all the girls think he is a TOOL.

Spencer turned into such a tool and all he talks about is how big hes getting.

by Aforizzle April 27, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


tool

a person who has idiotic tendencies, and who performs moronic acts

WOW! that guy's a tool; or why is he being such a tool?

by eliza cass and kelly decker July 18, 2008

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž