When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
Jorden was totes bellig last night!
or
Here comes totes bellig.
Predicate adjective used to describe something of acceptable or desired quality; synonym of 'good.'
The phrase was popularized after the Utah Department of Transportation changed multiple digital highway road signs to read, "Hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo" as part of a safety campaign for Teen Driver Safety Week in 2019.
"Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo!" -Utah Department of Transportation
Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.
Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.
To totally agree with something
Ben made us these hats, and they're Totes Cleats!
A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote
A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
An exclamation of agreement.
A proverbial nod in agreement.
Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.
Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?
“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”