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When you have a turtle head poking out and you really badly need a shite so you run to the toilet
Charlie ran heavily downstairs shouting at the top of his voice "code brown" and pushed and shuved his siblings out of the way and kicked the door in to drop king Kong's finger down the toilet
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A list of rules made by a girls friend group.
Rule #1. You must NEVER get with your friends ex or crush. If your friend calls dibs on a guy, back off. Exception: your friend gives you full permission and doesn’t care at all about the boy.
Girl #1: Ok so you guys know how I have a crush on Joe... well Rachel knew I liked him and she kissed him!
Girl #2. She can’t do that, it’s girl code!!
Girl #1. I know right, now we have to drop her..
1. Don't date your friend's crushes, ex's, or any guy she has previously done stuff with
2. Don't talk to your friend's crushes, ex's, or any guy she has previously done stuff with
3. Don't think about your friend's crushes, ex's, or any guy she has previously done stuff with
4. See rule 5...
5. FRIENDS EX'S OR CRUSH ARE COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS
(exception; the relationship/ crush happened before puberty or you get permition :D)
She broke girl code
Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start.
The Contra Code, or the Konami Code, is a cheat code used in video games. Konami made a significant number of early NES games such as Gradius, Life Force, and Contra.
If you use the Contra Code in Contra, you get thirty lives.
The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.
The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.
That part of the highway code that just doesn't apply to you. Applicable at junctions, one-way streets, when u-turning, or when you're just feeling too awesome for the rules.
Mad Mike: "You can't hook up a u-turn here!"
Xzibit: "Yo dawg, not accordin' to the MyWay Code, yo."
*crash, dawg.*
Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property
After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.