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Adam

The most fucking faggot of the faggots in the entire universe. He fucks his mother and pig every day and afterward always posts Alabama posts. He is the admin of Alabama page. He drinks his cum. He is so fucking fat that when he sits on Big Ben, he thinks it's just a mattress. He jerks off to his grandma. His best roast is Alabama 100.

Arsen: Hey Adam, my mom was just released from the hospital.
Adam: Alabama 100.
Arsen: Shut the fuck up you Fortnite Gameplayer Supersuccer.
Adam: eats his grandfather's dick and dies

by Anonymous Luntik May 6, 2019

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Adam

A sweet, funny, attractive and kind-hearted guy. Although you're not lucky enough to be his girlfriend, you still appreciate his awesomeness.

Boyfriend: "I love you, babe."
Girlfriend: "Aw, I love you too! You're such an Adam."
Boyfriend: "That's so kind of you!"

by SwagPotatoXD January 10, 2015

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Adam

Adams are the best guys youโ€™ll ever meet! They are really outgoing and fun, theyโ€™re very creative, cute and immensely sexy. They have the most gorgeous eyes youโ€™ll ever see and the cutest smile EVER!! If youโ€™ve got one in your life donโ€™t let go of them because your very lucky! They are very forgiving for the ones they love and donโ€™t make war but create peace.

If you have one in your life (friend or boyfriend or family) then becarful, although they are forgiving, they get upset easily. They are the best people on this planet and also the best kissers.

They are practically perfect in every way (like Marry Poppins)

Girl: Have you seen that super sexy cute Guy over there staring at you??!
Girl: Yeah thatโ€™s my boyfriend Adam, please stop checking him out

by Sweetie2203 June 30, 2018

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Adam

Sucks cock like a pro trash at clash royale and had a his teeth fucked cuz he was gaging to hard on a big ass dick

I donโ€™t wanna be an Adam

by That one arab March 16, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam

a short gay guy who sucks dick while standing up.

that guy is such an adam

by @clondoms October 16, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam

Adam is a sick fuck. Who is into little girls. Adam likes to boast about his penis size though most Adams have a tiny penis. Adam thinks he is funny but is actually hella annoying. Adam loves booty.

He has a micro penis
Must be Adam

by Hahayaboy September 3, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adam

Adam is a massive faggot batty man virgin which will do anything to get a negative reaction out of you. He most likely plays Fortnite in his mams basement.

Me: GG man better luck next time
Adam:Nah mate, you fucked up
Me:huh, what do you m-
*gets ddos ed

by BorrisMcMorris December 29, 2020

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