You Ain't the Boss of Me!

It is what bad-ass rebels say to an authority figure when they tell them to do something. God, you guys are so cool. I hate you.

Mrs. Klingensmith: Now Nick, don't smoke pot behind church that's very disrespectful.

Nick, the bad-ass: You ain't the boss of me!

Mrs. Klingensmith: Give me the joint, bitch!

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Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger

A special burger seasoned with cilantro

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger, you should try it!"

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It ain't trickin if you got it

1. a guy is not spending his money on a girl just so he can keep her around, he already got it like that. so...it aint trickin if you got it. He has the money and luxuries already the girl comes with it.

Dude: Man, why you spendin money on that girl for her fine ass to be with you.
Other dude: It ain't trickin if you got it.


LIL' Wayne: You know it ain't trickin if you got it.

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sucka ain't got no shot

phrase used to say to somebody that has horrible aim, whether it be in shooting a basketball, or shooting a shell in Mario Kart, etc.

{CWar shoots and misses}

Hahaha, sucka ain't got no shot.

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I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

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You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

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You Ain't Got No Soap.

Definition: 'you're full of it', 'whatever' or 'you're not that cool'. Soap is a valuable item in jail. Having a good bar of soap makes you a bit cooler, better/luckier than the rest of the inmates.

"I don't know why it's taking him so long to hang that new front door, damn, I would be finished already!"

His friend: " Oh you think you can hang doors now hu..? Psssh. Ha. You Ain't Got No Soap. "