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When a girl has joined a sorority and immediately starts acting as if she is better than everybody else and sort of like an asshole more than a woman of class.
I can't believe the aka effect has already gotten to Kira, she used to be so nice.
masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional
Sexual intercourse while masturbating
Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
Bark is a Leo and he is in denial mark aka zodiac killer
A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
BYEEE SHES LIKE SO COOL AND SO FUNNY LIKE-
Person 1: do you knowww umm arson aka iloveyoutohma ;-;
Person2: SIS YAS??
discord icon. known everywhere over the world.
super nice and attractive too.
I met “ellee (aka janelle)” today and she was the hottest thing I have ever seen. 🥵
An animal that is round like a circle and sounds like a snake and shoots spider webs.
Hank: Hey, Josh! What's that animal? it looks so weird!?
Josh: It's called aka ole eeyah, better stay away from it.
Hank: What!?