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noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.
'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.
I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.
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When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
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While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.
I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.
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when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
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When a girl is using a bottle of hot sauce as a dildo and it breaks releasing that fiery goodness into her clit.
Holy Tittyfuckers! Mary just had a Hungarian Fire Alarm, there aint no way in shit I would tap that hot ass pussy for at least 5 minutes.
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