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Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”
Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.
I'm going to take a Alcoholic Aquarium!
The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.
I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.
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The action in which you move from location to location wile drinking (ie. Bar to bar or party to party)
Hey buddy what are you up to this weekend? Up for some alcoholic drifting, I heard of a bunch of sweet parties?
Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.
Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"
Someone who loves the taste of alcoholic beverages.
He's not a drunk, he's an Alcohol Positivist!
When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.
Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic