Random
Source Code
Random
n. An individual who steadfastly and resolutely supports the policies of President Donald J. Trump and his cronies. "Alt-right warriors" claim to be anti-establishment while ignoring the establishment personnel appointed to key cabinet and political positions by Trump, who include high-level Goldman Sachs executives and former executives. These "warriors" either ignore or are dismissive of Trump's aim to enforce federal laws against recreational use of marijuana toward states that have chosen by popular vote to legalize it.
Alt-right warrior: "Donald Trump is anti-establishment."
Socrates: "Take a look at the alligators he brought that now infest the Washington swamp."
Also: "You told me you smoke recreationally. He wants you jailed. You shouldn't have voted for him."
869👍 19👎
The supposed silent majority who tend to throw a lot of whataboutery into any political argument that takes place on social media. Have a tendency to vilify those they see as woke without seeing the irony of what they are doing. Their latest point of interest are statues and the protection of them.
"How dare they take down that statue, it represents our history and I am very annoyed."
"Have you ever taken notice statues before in your life while walking around?"
"errmm. Not really, but I like them now, particularly the ones that are annoying the people whom I have an irrational hatred for."
"What an alt-woke."
3👍 9👎
The famous phrase: ALT ER LOVE, comes from a Norwegian Tv Show "Skam" and translated to English it means: All is love.
This is used to say that love wins and that a man can love a man, a woman can love a woman and that a man can love a woman. It supports the saying that love has no gender, that one can love whoever they want to love.
Alt er love,
Tusen takk til Julie Andem- takk for alt.
"Alt er love" - he said, and gave Isak a tender kiss.
1. A combination of keys used before a login screen is presented on Windows NT/2000/XP. This is used because it is the only combination that cannot be sent over a network. It is also used to bring up the task manager and, when pressed twice will reset the computer. For this reason it is sometimes called the 'Three-Finger-Salute'.
2. A comic strip written by Tim Buckley relating to computer and console gaming. It can be found at cad-comic.com
1. d00d! j00 wa5 pwning at CS and j00r b0x0r cr@5h3d! j00 had to use Ctrl-Alt-Del!
2. Did you see the latest Ctrl-Alt-Del comic strip? It was just up a couple of hours ago.
56👍 1👎
Everyone said buying condoms was no big deal and nobody would say anything....
Well that was a fucking lie.
I pull up at Walgreens and I walk over to the aisle with condoms. I go “well shit, I guess i need some deodorant too.” So I pick some up and then grab a box of condoms.
I get to the checkout line, i’m standing there and this one old lady is like “excuse me son, mind me asking how old you are?” And i’m like “Ummm I’m 16?” Then she purses her lips and makes this judging ass face and says, “Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”
At this point the other 5 people in the line are all looking at me so I got angry and just started acting snarky. “Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.” She felt offended so she shut up pretty quick.
AND THEN when I get to the front of the line, the fucking cashier scans the box, smiles and says, “first time with these?” Are you fucking kidding me? Why would he ask that? Whatever. I just said “Um no second actually.” (Even though it was actually my first).
Ughhh. Anyways I hate people. I just want to buy some condoms in peace damn.
u/alt-no-more wanted to purchase condoms and now he's a celebrity
84👍 3👎
1. to completly beat someone or something in a debate or game
I will ALT+F4 you in a debate
Wow, you got ALT+f4-ed in halo
32👍 282👎
The quickest way to maximize your current program when using windows. (without using your mouse). Microsoft chose to not include a two-key shortcut for this basic, oft-used function, so this is the next best thing.
Alt space x.
Alt then space then x.
Learn it, live it, love it.