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A guy with a nice ass most likely will end up a stripper named "Booty Shorts Blake".
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Austin is someone who cares very much about his opinions. He is the type of guy to drink all your beer and eat the last slice. Hes's a pain in your ass. When he's around girls he makes other guys look bad, even his friends (which he has none after doing so). He tends to kiss every girl to see if they'll react the way he wants. To sum him up, Austin is a lip hoe who tends to be egocentrical and vindictive.
Hey, Austin why you gotta do me like that?
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This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
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Austin is usally a drug dealer. You dont want to mess with to many Austins, not because they will fight because they will steal everything you got. Austins usally only steal from kids and sell them drugs. If you are a half strong person you shouldn't worry about Austin fighting you, there always scared. Austins are bad friends and people so they usally are not verry popular.
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You might think he's nice and a good guy. He's not. The Austin I know is a high fuckboy. Biggest dummy who thinks he's cool he's not. He gets rejected by girls to which he is the son of a sex offender. Don't be friends with this guy. Be someone who just knows him
I don't like Austin
Austin is a jerk
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The shortest person to ever roam this Earth. He is only one nanometer tall, and there is even a religion about his shortness called The Church of Austin is Short.
I could not see Austin because he is so short
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A short gay guy , usually around 4’9”
You see that Austin guy? He’s short and gay
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