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A guy with a nice ass most likely will end up a stripper named "Booty Shorts Blake".
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Austin is someone who cares very much about his opinions. He is the type of guy to drink all your beer and eat the last slice. Hes's a pain in your ass. When he's around girls he makes other guys look bad, even his friends (which he has none after doing so). He tends to kiss every girl to see if they'll react the way he wants. To sum him up, Austin is a lip hoe who tends to be egocentrical and vindictive.
Hey, Austin why you gotta do me like that?
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This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
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You might think he's nice and a good guy. He's not. The Austin I know is a high fuckboy. Biggest dummy who thinks he's cool he's not. He gets rejected by girls to which he is the son of a sex offender. Don't be friends with this guy. Be someone who just knows him
I don't like Austin
Austin is a jerk
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The type of guy that you'll struggle with erasing from your mind no matter how hard you try because everything will bring you back to the thought of him
Looks/ acts serious and emotionless when giving off this tough guy act but hides his sweet and sensitive side within himself until he actually needs to show it
The one in the group who listens to the others at the table but still chooses to stay silent even though he has a lot to say
Is a loyal and reliable friend once you two start hanging out more and more but you'll always have to be cautious and considerate when it comes to the words and actions you exchange with him in order to avoid misunderstandings and arguments because he can easily cut the connection cord whenever he wants without hesitating,once he leaves he's not at all concerned about what he left behind
Gives a variety of people a chance and fill their life with a purpose
He makes every moment lead to another one and make you feel like you just can't escape life
Makes all of the bad things not seem so wrong when he does them
*Try your best not to lose him because once you do you'll feel like you broke a habit of yours and not know how to live without him*
*Group talks*
*Austin lightly opens the door to the gymnasium and slowly walks over to the bleachers*
Girl 1:"Here comes Austin"
Girl:"Well I stuttered with him too much last time so now you can talk to him for the both of us
Girl 2:*Gets off the bleachers*
*Austin softly smiles at girl 2 then walks over to her before she gets away*
Austin:*Motions for girl 2 to come back and sit beside him
Girl 2:*Sits back down*
Austin:"Where were you going?"
Austin:"I wanted to give this to you"
Austin:*Takes out a bag of chips*
Girl 2:"Oh"
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A little bitch who can't keep his mouth shut. He's got a small dick, but somehow fucks all the hoes. He always cuts people off when they talk and is incredibly rude. DO NOT TRUST HIM HE SUCKS. He says he's not in his hoe phase but I think he definitely still is.
"Gross, don't name your child Austin"
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