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Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..
Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man
Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg
Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here
Me: okay mama
Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman
"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"
Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.
Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”
the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell
lukes your mum jokes
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