grammar artist

Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.

Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!

Truth Artist

An individual/group of individuals who uses art i. e. graffiti, poetry, song, skits, etc., to "fight the man". They use this art form to let the masses know that they don't have to be a sheep and that you should think for yourself instead of just excepting the norm.

My boy just became truth artist of the year. He tatted up the whole left side of the city council building w/ a protest mural against the policies that are boggin' us down in these hard times.

hangup artist

People who glom onto you and trap you into all their problems, hangups and neurosis. All they focus on is themselves and one sided conversation only about them.

I could never be her friend. She's such a hangup artist.

fluff artist

Nude female model behind the scenes/camera that keeps the male pornstar erect by masturbating etc. while filming a movie.

A fluff artist will make a male porn star famous if she does her job well.

Pickup artist

Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.

Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.

Horseshit artist

See Bullshit Artist.

Tommy is a sleazy liar with a habit of bullshitting. You could call him a horseshit artist.

artist statement

A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.

That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.

Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".