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b is for ball
Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*
An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.
While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
a response when someone falsely accuses you of something
speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!
speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back
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It's when you are not ashamed to show people that you are sexual.
Trust me honey i wear my dick on my sleeve, so why don't we just go with the flow.
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Ima ask mitzy to fuck. Man im tryna get my dick wet.
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A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos
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