Awkward Moose

The act of holding one's hands on their head in the shape of moose antlers. Then proceeding to move them downward to cover the eyes. Commonly used when someone says something awkward or un-called for in a given situation.

Gronz: "Hilary, Allie, Sam, and Shannon think im totally the hottest guy who works here. I also smell the best of all the male specimen who work in this establishment."

All: "AWKWARD MOOSE!"

Hilary: "Awkward Jellyfish!"

Allie: "Awkward Turtle!"

Sam: "Awkward Unicorn!"

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awkward silence

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

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Awkward Robot

1. a flailing of the arms in an awkward robotic way during awkward situations which can often break awkward silences and make situations more awkward if people are not aware of its meaning.

2. Phrase originating in Upstate New York used to describe a really uncomfortable situation or socially inept person.

"Meara was talking to this guy at the party and he was a total awkward robot and says he is best friends with his mom."

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Awkward Sauce

1. The word describing a situation so awkward that awkward alone does not fully verbalize the awkwardness.

2. A condiment that severely enhances the flavor of typical "awkward"

Danny: "Hey, come check out this music video my dad downloaded last night!"
Sandy: "...That looks more like your parents in the backwards cowgirl position."
Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Sandy: "Wow, umm, awkward sauce...."

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Awkward Hour

The time between 11 and 12, when it's too late to go back to bed and too early to start drinking.

I had a really uncomfortable conversation with your uncle on the dock this morning during awkward hour.

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Awkward Lighthouse

Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.

A: I hate Mr Post
Mr Post: Well I hate kids
A: (to friend) Awkward lighthouse

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mentally awkward

How to say mentally retarded in a cooler way.

Person 1: Hey, guys! Wanna see my new animal rubber band bracelet!? It's a CIRCLE.
Person 2: Are you mentally awkward?

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