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Somebody that attracts large numbers of cops/police aka bacon or pigs. You do not want to hang around this person under ANY circumstances!!!! A bacon magnet will typically be stupid as fuck, engage in criminal behavior that is so obvious that it's a wonder they are not already in jail for life. The Bacon Magnet will likely try to rat you out if caught by the many cops after him/her. Homicidal thoughts towards or about the bacon magnet are normal and should be keep in check because remember there is always somebody with less self control and they will curb stomp this mother fucker eventually. The average Bacon Magnet is also a ONE way first class ticket to a federal pound-me-in the-ass prison... seriously never hang out or even go within 300 yards of this person. They will mooch off of you if they can and steal from you. If they somehow get your number or address I suggest changing numbers, moving out of the country or just killing yourself to get away.
John:Hey did you here about that kid that got caught for stealing a backpack somebody left in the bathroom.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom
John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing
Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.
John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.
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the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously
the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j
"I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."
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anchovies. particularly popular among foodies. begging to be included in SWPL.
Just like land-based bacon, bacon of the sea just makes everything taste better.
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The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.
I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.
A Bacon Bounty is a complicated process requiring practice in which the subject inserts shavings of a coconut into their anus. A second participant then ejaculates onto these shavings. The subject then defecates out these shavings, and the combination of fecal matter, semen, and coconut resembles a Mars(TM) Bounty bar.
"Oi Terry, gave your nan a right proper Bacon Bounty last night"
After going Straight to Pig you lick off your finger.
Jenny's ass was so nice, I had to eat the bacon.
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Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.
Mmmm tasty ;)
Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.