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You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."
A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.
Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Let’s bag some miles Bro.
The name of someone who tells another to "put the fries in the bag"
Josh Block almost bit the Fry Bagger.
used by the boys of jersey shore when a girl is so ugly you have to put two bags on her head just in case one falls off so you wont have to see her face.
Ronnie: Did you see that girl i brought home last night?
mike: Yeah whatta dubble bagger! cant beleive you smushed her
Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
The act of coughing up a lunger and wiping it out of your mouth with your middle finger and lobbing it somewhere.
I just lobbed a massive hoovah-bagger on that park bench!
Making your life sweeter by getting rid of old baggage.
My buddy Bill just scored a new Girl before I even had a chance to learn the old ones name, That fucker is a real "Honey Bagger" !!!