A large African-American, typically male, that has a very dark complexion; A politically correct phrase to refer to a person of African descent.
“That dude is so dark he’s nearly midnight. Must be a baltimore person.”
When your Aunt Suzie has stage 4 cancer in Baltimore, and she has 1 last wish.... You fuck the shit out of her so hard you pop he cancerous tumor out of her and it plops on your dick from her asshole. You then stick it back in her and and use it as a anal bead with every other tumor in her body connected . Afterwards you've done created the most advanced cancer medical treatment ever made. Fucking your family to save their life.
Hey Robby watch me do a Baltimore Blowdown to my Aunt Suzie.
The city where you can't understand what people say.
Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)
Badger: What is Baltimore compared to Detroit and Chicago?
HeavenlyFather: Baltimore is literally, S-Tier murder capital you will die. Welcome to PUBG
Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”
I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot
A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.
At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.