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Derived from the character on Will Smith's tv series "Fresh Prince of Bellaire," Carlton Banks is a term used to describe guys with various feminine tendencies or romantic shortcomings. Can be shortened to a "Carlton"
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Girlfriend: "No one's home, so do you wanna come inside, or are you too tired?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
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A place where guys can go and basically get any girl because hey are such sluts.
Whatever you do dont go to the hangout on the corner, it's a complete skank bank.
I heard your brother got some action at the local skank bank yesterday.
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(w)bankers who enslave each and every person in the country to debt
banksters who rape you and everyone you know up the jacksie
unfortunately, most people know sweet FA about what money is and where it comes from
these scams are usually orchestrated by the likes of the City of London Corporation (the Crown) and the Worshipful Compoany of International (W)Bankers
central banks such as the Federal Reserve AKA the Private Rothschild NO Reserves, the International Monetary Fraud and the (W)Bank for International Settlements
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Not to get in the water naked but to run around it.
Most people when naked skinny dip witch therefore they get in the water naked. Me on the other Hand when naked run around the bank because my dick is huge that's why the call me a bank runner.
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Very annoying. If your name is jared bank you problem have poor grades and no friends, and jared's are known for being obsessed with ducks... and very tall.
Girl 1: Did you see jared bank in class today?
Girl 2: yea. He's weird. Did you see that duck he had?!
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being grossly overcharged in a way that will deplete your bank account.
my sister got the bill from the eye doctor and it was total bank rape.
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1) Something epically disgusting.
"So I heard Carla's brother is in jail. Hope he knows not to bend over in the shower..."
"Dude, that's rank in the bank."
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