emergency basement repair

Experts who can repair seepage or structural problems in an emergency.

After the storms my seepage got so bad I had to call the emergency basement repair company.

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philadelphia wet basement

Seepage on the interior of a home in Philadelphia.

I have been hit with a philadelphia wet basement.

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dank basement

a dark ,moist,smelly, place.the ass hole. a spot where a tongue doesn't want to be

damn! I smell gummy butt. who's got the dank basement?

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coming out of the basement

When a marijuana user reveals their habits to friends and family. Derived from the practice of smoking in the basement (can be seen on That 70's Show for example)

Guy: "I thought Kent was a super clean cut guy, who only drank?"
Girl: "Nah, dude. I heard that Kent's coming out of the basement. He bong rips on the daily!"
Guy: "Ohhh. So that's how he's always flying high."

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Texan basement gremlin

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

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kids in my basement

something really unfunny mothafuckas say

Joshua : hey whats going on havent seen u in a BITCH
Jose : the kids in my basement lmao
joshua : really nigga

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take me down to the basement

Take me down to the basement is a song from Sam and Cat. Let’s play a game! Get to the end of the song. (NO CHEATING)

Take me down to the basement
Fill the bucket with cheese
Tickle your mother with a pucker fish
Kiss a rhinoceros and give a wish
Because it’s noodle soup for the sailors
And for the ones in the rain
And we won’t, won’t pay for this song because it’s in public domain! :D

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