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when someone (usually a poc) sees a white person doing something only white people would do
*sees a post about a caucasian fucking their sister*
me: "sounds about white"
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How your parents threaten you when you are small and vulnerable: stop crying or i'll spank you.
It is used only when the child is already crying, having a tantrum, in need of comfort like a hug or a large bandage. Usually the child is crying because the parent has yelled at him or her.
The parent becomes desperate, irritated, and embarrassed (if in public).
Apparently, the parent thinks that threatening a child with physical harm is the most efficient way of stopping it from crying.
It's further proof that parents are sadistic and retarded. Goes in the same category as "if you don't _____, you better" i.e., the category of Threatening Statements That Make No Sense.
Tommy: Waaa waaa it hurts, mommy, don't!
Brenda: If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!
Tommy: Waa--wait, what? *never forgets traumatic childhood*
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a fucked up thing only dave says which makes no fucking sense an has nothing to do with anything
I'll make no bones about it.
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Said when talking about something you've experienced.
I hate when he does this.
Tell me about it.
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a phrase used to emphasize that nobody cares. usually said to narcissistic people to deflate their monstrous egos
Brad: What's up Rob you tryna grab some grub?
Robert: Sure man I just got back from my adult softball league just gotta shower real quick
Brad: Damn Rob I batted cleanup back in high-school
Robert: here you go again, Bradley. for the love of god go write a book about it
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When you ask your crush to go out with you but she replies with "I'll think about it
"you're going to fast with this" "I'll think about it"
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Verb. To mess around, to waste time.
"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"
"Yes mum."
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